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haha, someone posted this and its awesome = )

Fri Dec 5, 2008, 5:13 PM
EXCERPTS FROM THE DOGS DIARY......


8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

EXCERPTS FROM A CATS DIARY


Day 983 of my captivity...

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed
hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I
nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt
to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.
I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I
could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this
means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and
seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with
the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My
captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so
he is safe. For now................


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  • Mood: Bemused
  • Listening to: Switchfoot
  • Reading: Just finished LOTR :P
  • Watching: Blood + ep 11
  • Playing: haha...

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: 29 Palms - The Middle of the desert><
  • Interests: Too many to count,too few to care. =)
  • Favourite movie: Pan's Labyrinth,Matchstick Men.
  • Favourite band or musician: Bright Eyes
  • Favourite genre of music: Any form of Music....country excluded...because thats not music!XD
  • Favourite artist: Myself?
  • Favourite poet or writer: Serah^^
  • Favourite style of art: Photoshopped stuff....
  • MP3 player of choice: IPod Classic - 160 GB
  • Shell of choice: Desert Tortoise.
  • Wallpaper of choice: The one i made^^
  • Skin of choice: lol that motivating trash =D
  • Favourite game: Warcraft III - Frozen Throne
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Mamimi!
  • Personal Quote: Ok so its not working?Maybe you should try plugging it in.
  • Tools of the Trade: Photoshop CS3

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Comments


:iconmaxooos:
hello you!!! *glomps and snuggles* how are you ^^ i thoughted i'ed come and check up on you
:iconwildwolfgirl:
You have time to be on here but no time to talk to me anymore? What's with that?

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:iconhopefullullaby:
You, sir, have been featured in my lovely journal!! :D
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I can be your hopeful lullaby . . and you can be my perfect storm . .
:iconhopefullullaby:
Hey babeh!! :giggle: (And then I dance because it just makes me think of the song :dance:)
Well handsome, thanks for the :+fav: on my face XD
:blowkiss::iconhuggleplz::hug::cuddle:
And all that jazz =]


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I can be your hopeful lullaby . . and you can be my perfect storm . .
:iconwildwolfgirl:
If I don't get to talk to you, Merry Christmas love :iconikissuplz:

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Give this rose to those you care for!


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SPAZZ ATTACK!!!!!


Okay, I was bored ^^;

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your art is awesome

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I love you now forever and always. My desires will reach the sky & beyond, when your gone I'll cry and feel the cold wind until you're next to me again thats how much I love you love, you so much I would die 1000000 times for you without regret

YumeXKoji
:iconm-ocha:
Thanks for the watch!

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